β˜… OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT β˜… PLEASE READ β˜…

the single most important event in recorded human history**source: me. and luna. we did the research.

SHE HAS BEEN ALIVE FOR:
000,000,000
SECONDS. EVERY ONE OF THEM: ICONIC.
i, luna, also said
happy birthday
luna dancing in a t-shirt
27
LEVEL UP!
LV. 26 β†’ LV. 27
EXP 100%
+10 WISDOM
+50 CHARM
+∞ ICONIC-NESS
+1 CAT (LUNA)
+1 AUTISMO BOYFRIEND
UNLOCKED: SENIOR DISCOUNT (SOON)
-5 AURA (AURA LOSS ON THE COURTS)
-25 AURA (AURA LOSS FOR BEING ON THE TEAM NAMED SOFT DUMPS)
-10 BRAINCELLS AND JOKES INVENTORY (ONE TAPPED IN VOLLEYBALL)

πŸ“’ a statement from luna

happy birthday. i said it first. meow.
luna sitting luna in a yellow bag
"she also said happy birthday."

luna was reached for comment on the occasion of your birthday. after a long pause (she was licking her 😳😳😳), she said happy birthday.

luna would also like you to know she has requested a slice of cake, a new bag to sit in, and to be allowed on the counter "just this once."

luna's statement has been translated from meow. luna's legal team (also luna) stands by every word.

🐾 🐾 🐾

πŸŽ‚ mandatory cake ceremony

warning: grandma is nearby

πŸ“¬ you've got birthday wishes

πŸ† official honors (all real)

πŸ₯‡

Most Birthday Person of 2026

voted unanimously by a panel of 1 man and 1 cat

πŸ’Ύ

Survived Y2K at 2 Months Old

the computers were scared. she was not.

🐈

Certified Cat Mom

luna has signed off on this (by sitting on the certificate)

🐰

Miffy's Favorite

miffy couldn't comment. her mouth is an X.

πŸ‘‘

Lyft's Saviour

did she ever mention she was shouted out by a director?? the great saviour. the board loves her. sooo much shareholder value

🏐

Hardest Hitter In The League

strongest hits on the court.. kinda

πŸ‘‘

Road To Empress: Completed (Kinda)

we died 76 times. we kissed prince li zhi. and together, we birthed one (1) beautiful royal baby πŸ«©πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

⚜ Official Proclamation ⚜

Whereas you was born on the twenty-second day of October, in the year of our lord nineteen ninety-nine;

Whereas she has since been extremely cool about it, for many consecutive days;

Whereas Luna the cat has, on the record, also said happy birthday;

Whereas multiple grandmas have danced, a lizard has screamed, and a cat has spun in a Club Penguin manner;

Now, therefore, be it decreed that October 22nd is a mandatory global holiday, that all soot sprites receive extra konpeito, and that she gets to pick the restaurant. No complaints will be accepted.

me
her boyfriend, birthday commissioner
🐾
luna, cat, co-signer
OFFICIAL
BDAY
SEAL

⭐ critics are saying

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she's 27 now. wow.β€” The New York Times (unconfirmed)
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meow.β€” Luna, cat, local
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ah… ah…— No-Face (we think it's positive)
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Γ—β€” Miffy (that's just her mouth)
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honestly one of my favorite people. from like six feet away.β€” Alex Lin (-1 star for the smell)
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bruh. happy birthday.β€” bruh guy
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WOOOOOO!β€” the lizard
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best birthday of the century so farβ€” Calcifer (very warm review)
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i love her so much it's actually crazyβ€” me

OK. DEEP BREATH.

that was a lot. there's a real card for you. it's calmer in there, promise.

for you β™‘
your montage goes here β™‘
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(or set a youtube link in CONFIG)
happy birthday β™‘ 10 Β· 22 Β· 2026
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dear you,

happy birthday!! it's been such a fun year, i hope you've also had just as much fun as I did and that 26 treated you well :). i'm super glad we met! we've made so many great memories this year that will be cherished for the books of 26 :3 - i'm excited to see what 27 will bring you.

i hope 27 will bring you lots of happiness, good health, bowls, lots of fruits, and no poops on your bed from luna. wishing all your future years to be just as great and that you can accomplish all the big goals you have in mind!!

i love u so much!! happy bday! excited to have a full calendar year to rage bait u :D.

love love love,
β€” me (and luna)

LEVEL UP!
27
here's a random film i made β™‘
from some fun moments we had this year
(fun moments aka BBC: beautiful british columbia)
bc i didn't have time to make more lol β†’
27

happy
birthday

10 Β· 22
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